Remember when FFS meant something nice, Buglers?
But FFS used to mean Flat Foot Sams, didn’t it, Bugler fellows and lady types!
My question is this – WHICH FFS staffer and now posh boy about town – was once given the heave-ho for filching out of the tin??????
Toot toot!
Sorry Buglers – I have been away learning a brand new language in a brand new part of the world.
Think Middle East.
Think scouts who have to do bad things.
Anyway.
That Fancy sea odsyseey thing in Liverpool at the weekend. Did you see it?
And it reminded me of something.
Something we all remember.
Give generously.
Toot toot!
Is the Ship inn really really really going to have Peter Andres’ brother singing this Sunday instead of say Peter Andre himself although frankly he’s a bit on the rubbish side too isnt he?
Chris Andre is the fat one in case your wondering.
Does anyone reckon that pile of rubble on Meols Drive that still reckons its going to be a swanky hotel actually think it will be a swanky hotel at all especially now that Masterchef woman has decided she isnt going to be part of it anymore?
If its alright for everyone to get drunk in Hoylake Sailing School on the alcohol free zone that is Hoylake prom why innit okay for people to sip a glass of wine in the Bogs at the bottom of Trinity Road ? (No brainer that one Buglers let people enjoy our prom not shiver on it)
And the big fat juicy last one is LA BODEGA GONE FOR GOOD OR WHAT?
TOOT TOOT!
Staying in tonight and dont like anything on the televisual box device?
Fancy not watching any blockbusters or up to date films or anything that’s appeared in the papers or been reviewed or anyone likes or anyone talks about at Flavours when theyr’e dead excited about something?
Want to pay £3.50 yes £3.50 as in THREE POUNDS FIFTY PEE in real proper England money for just one glittering opportunity to watch something youv’e never heard of performed by actors who wished that particular film was wiped from their CV and probably doesn’t even appear on their wikipedia page?
Want to have a piece of paper that offers you half price off your next massively outdated film that you can conveniently never ever ever ever ever ever ever find anyway?
Want to be able to buy cut price video tapes of Porkies and Jaws II and Amityville Horror and Casablana that your’e kids will turn upside down over and over again in their hands and stare at and say “You knows I don’t read books innit you slag I need money for a top up” before finding the funny brown cord thing inside and use it to try to strangle thier little brothers?
Then get on down to this place…
Toot toot*
* In black and white, with the tape getting chewed in the George Foreman grill.
El Greco seems to have bit the dust Buglers which is really really rubbish.
No toots.
Nice people.
* Thanks to Bugler Cheekychops for telling me.
“Grimace when your’e pants are to tight”
“My keks are yellow but I dont know why”
“Big balls”
“Once upon a time I was almost famous”
“Festival of farts”
The big debate…
Between old and new and new and old and youngish and a bit old and a bit young and a bit crinkly and maybe not so crinkly and ones who do dye their hair and the ones that don’t and the ones that still don’t need “wee plugs” and the ones that might soon do rumbles on.
And on. And on.
So!
A battle that only one can win apparently if thats what you listen to down at the sailing club where no one of course ever drinks and drives home do they officers because its safe weaving down the prom when only stray cats can be killed.
Bugler *nomansland* has emailed me (eight times I think there pissed off) to point out that Wirrals rubbish council has spent ten million pounds trying to shut someone up but we cant afford a few thousand to have somewhere to go to the toilet on the Hoylake promenade.
No-one’s right on this but no-ones wrong either.
A Vesta meal to anyone who has a answer.
Peep peep! <~~~~~ Am conserving energy to protect the endangered Liberal Democrat party
Its handbags bags at dawn Buglers!
Scroll through to 38 minutes to hear a Right Royal Hoylake squabble!
Toot toot toot toot!
* Thanks to the three wireless listeners who just sent this.
** Yes thank you had a lovely winter sunshiney break in far off climes!
Toot TOOT!
* Thank you to all eight of you for sending me this photo clearly robbed but who cares whatever its xmas. Thanks too to the people getting the blame for me as ever haha!
